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In. . . the goddam photograph! " Pia used to be no longer rather asleep. She was once status on a road nook. girls seemed her out of the corners in their eyes. She used to be retaining a string bag containing strawberries, beer, razor blades, turnips. An outdated girl rode up on a bicycle and stopped for the site visitors gentle. The outdated woman straddled her bicycle, seized Pia's string bag, and threw it into the gutter. Then she pedalled away, with the altering mild. humans crowded round. a person picked up the string bag. Pia shook her head. "No," she stated. "She simply. . . i haven't noticeable her sooner than. " anyone requested Pia if she sought after him to name a policeman. "What for? " Pia acknowledged. Her father used to be status there smiling. Pia suggestion, this stuff don't have any value relatively. Pia concept, If this can be to be my dream for this night, then i do not wish it. will we speak I went to the financial institution to get my cash for the day. and so they had painted it yellow. below conceal of evening, I shrewdly intended. With white plaster letters announcing credits division. And a row of recent vice-presidents. yet i've got assets of my very own, I acknowledged. Sulphur deposits in Texas and a very good buzzing manufacturing unit off the coast of Kansas. the place we make little issues. pondering what approximately artichokes for lunch? happy to be during this yellow financial institution at 11:30 within the morning. A black guy cashing his register a Vassar university sweatshirt. A blue policeman with a St. Christopher pinned to his gunbelt. considering i would like a bit leaf to leisure my artichokes upon. the girl stretching my cash to ensure none of hers caught to it. Fourteenth highway homosexual with Judy Bond clothes Are On Strike. whilst I leaned from your excessive window in my shorts, did you actually imagine I had hurtling to destruction in brain? i used to be imagining a loudspeaker-and-leaflet unit that might supply me your undivided cognizance. while I leaned from your excessive window in my shorts, did you're thinking that why me? Into his financial institution i assumed I observed my buddy Kenneth move. To get his cash for the day. Loitering outdoor in my painted sneakers. contemplating my clients. a query of shopping for new undies or going to the laundromat. And while I positioned a nickel within the cleaning soap computer it barks. whilst I leaned from your excessive window in my shorts, have been you anxious since you had simply met me? I stated: Your eyes haven't been passed. The artichokes of their glass jar from the artichoke center of the realm, Castroville, Calif. I requested the guy for a leaf. only one, I acknowledged. we do not promote them in ones, he stated. do we negotiate, I requested. respiring his disgust he tucked a eco-friendly leaf into my yellow vest together with his brown palms. while I requested you why you did not marry Harry you stated it was once simply because he did not such as you. Then I instructed you the way I cheated the Thai lieutenant who used to be my ally then. Posing with my leaf opposed to a plastic paper plate. Hoping cordially that my buddy Victor's making a living in his development. Then the artichokes one after the other. convinced, you acknowledged, this can be the half they name Turtle Bay. espresso considering what my finish will be. contemplating my good friend Roger killed within the crash of a hyperlink coach at Randolph box in '43.

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